Why giving up sugar will never work

Tiffany: Do you think we could give up sugar?

Natalie: Why?

Tiffany: Because it's making me fat because I eat it all the time.

Natalie: What do you eat that has sugar in it all the time?

Tiffany: Ice cream, Rootbeer floats, Crunch n Munch, Jelly Beans, Mike n Ikes... I want something sweet every night...

Natalie: We don't eat it all that often.

Tiffany: Yes we do... I think it would be good for us

Natalie: But you couldn't eat Craisins

Tiffany: I mean things without added sugar.

Natalie: Do you think cranberries are made with sugar?

Tiffany: Oh shit...